Hey Tumblr, I know who was in The Doctor’s room: Jim the Fish.

Hey Tumblr, I know who was in The Doctor’s room: Jim the Fish.


I told my boyfriend that the last ep of Torchwood S1 is heterosexual.

justrudeandginger:

He texted me after watching it. “That wasn’t very heterosexual.”


This is why I can’t take him out in public :P

justrudeandginger:

It’s true. I said these things.


My first love was with a robot.
It felt like love to me, but she,
Mimicked the response.
Cold eyes, unfazed by loss,
Hurt more than the material memories.
My empty room, empty heart,
Blankly staring and lying with a smile.
You’ll only be a memory now, robot.

My first love was with a robot.

It felt like love to me, but she,

Mimicked the response.

Cold eyes, unfazed by loss,

Hurt more than the material memories.

My empty room, empty heart,

Blankly staring and lying with a smile.

You’ll only be a memory now, robot.


How I think Reproductive Rights should work

In the case of both mother and father wanting the child, they have it and live happily ever after.

In the case of only the mother wanting the child, the father has to have in writing that he will not be the father of the child with an impartial witness or notary. Then, he loses all rights as a father to the child. If he should at some later point become the father to the child, he must retroactively pay the mother all child support.

In the case of only the father wanting the child, it’s up to the discretion of the mother to give birth or not.

In the case of neither parent wanting the child, abortion or adoption are options.

In the case of a raped woman leading to pregnancy, excluding the obvious jail sentencing of the father, she may do as she chooses with the pregnancy at the father’s expense.

In the case of a raped man leading to pregnancy, excluding jail time once again, the fate of the pregnancy is to his discretion with the mother’s expense.


Q
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
A

DRAIN YOUR BLOOD AND BATHE YOUR SKIN IN IT.


Rap Song

Writing a rap song about shit.


dommferger:

I almost pissed myself, this is hysterical. Just to let everyone know I LOVE Jack and Natalie, and I have been a fan since the beginning. I’ve watched them both expand musically and personally, they are all about the music and love to talk to anyone and everyone about them. Along the way though, their have been haters.
This video, fuck man. The Haters are so jelly.

I was wondering what their names were!


Some Swag I picked up this Month

dommferger:

Under $1,000 USD

You bought a leg?


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benreilly:

dommferger:

OCEAN: PART DUEX


Improvised Jazz Version



Christopher and I have dicked around with making a free form Jazz version of Ocean for a long time now. On a whim we decided to record it with his Iphone for some good old fashioned fun.

This sounds nothing like the real version…
I promise

The bass I did was the least horrendous in this version but the singing was so much better in the first version, I sound retarded -_-. Except we did those cool things in the ending of this version.

Oh god, I’m so embarrassed.

lol I love you guys.

(via crow-talk)